I don't feel like writing in sentences

I've basically been a massive sloth/glutton this weekend, which gave me time to think some deep, deep thoughts. So here it goes.

Things I like (in no particular order):
- Mac & cheese, and I will eat the whole box of it in one sitting. Yeah, that's right.
- Gchat, for obvious reasons.
- America's Next Top Model marathons on MTV.
- Cats. If I ever saw a lion, I'm pretty sure I would go up to it and try to pet it. It'd be worth the loss of limbs.
- My playstation
- Stealing music
- Trader Joe's
- Good wine/beer
- Coffee flavored ice cream
- Dancing around, generally in my apartment by myself, pants optional.
- Minesweeper
- Comedy Central
- Good books, even if they're depressing, they're generally pretty fulfilling.
- My funny, clever friends, and their fucked up senses of humor. Greatest thing ever.

Things I don't like:
- Kanye West sampling Daft Punk. I hope he dies a slow painful death for that.
- MTV at all other times. The VMAs also sucked hardcore. MTV actually is dying a slow painful death, which is fortunate.
- People on the street not moving to the side when I'm walking toward them as far to my side as humanly possible. Use those two legs and move to the right, fucker.
- People with lasers. They're just annoying, especially when they point the laser in my apartment. . .way to be creepy.
- The news. Could it be any more depressing?
- People who get easily offended by jokes or who don't like cursing. . .soo serious.
- Mondays. In addition to innately sucking, it's also my busiest day of the week.

So yeah, that's all I've got for now. :)